dear abby,
i hope you can help. i don’t know what to do.
i need a bio, stat! and i’m not sure on who.on the daughter, the sister, the wife, or the friend?
on the runner?
the reader?
the messy home-chef?but what of the clutz, or the true morning-riser?
i’ve got no excuse if i bio the writer . . .
*gulp*
gotta jet, on that note,
this thing won’t write itself.
but what if it could?
that’d really be something else.*sincerely,
yours truly,
biographically yours,
*a self-written bio should really be called an auto-bio, which sounds like a new robot friend who – coincidentally enough – can produce blog bios with just a few beeps and whistles. that also sounds like a lot more fun.
